a shit-house narrative...

Ben Phazerblasts recap of his day trying to see AMERICAN GLADIATORS...

so how was it shitty yesterday
we got there 30 min before "call time"
we parked a ways away though
and then found out we couldn't bring in cell phones
oof
okay..well two more dudes were coming.. so we were gonna wait for them and put our phones in their car
"10 min away at most"
they pull in.. take our phones.. go to park.. and it's literally 15 min before they come down
they decided to drink a flask of whiskey
we walk waaaaay into the lot
to a big empty stage where we go through metal detectors and shit
and then stand in line
another 30 min
they start taking everyone in.. and STOP 15 people in front of us
saying they are at capacity .. but people leave halfway through and we'll definitely get in
so we're like "okay.. well we'll see something
it's almost 2 hours
of standing.. waiting
they finally say "okay .. 75 more"
and bring us in
and they sit us in bleachers on the other side of this dividing wall
so we can't even see what's going on!
except on big screens
and they're shooting ONE event
the one where you swing across the rings
but now it's over water instead of matts
we watched 2 chicks and 2 dudes and then bailed
because we couldn't see shit anyway and it takes forever to shoot each one
and as a tease we were sitting RIGHT in front of where they film powerball
but .. they weren't shooting powerball that day
wow
it's probably going to rule on TV
but... tapings.. not ruling.. at all
yeah, tapings never rule ever.
i knew it would suck to a certain extent
but i thought it would at least KIND OF feel like going to a sporting event
you know.. where you could like.. see what was happening

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well, thanks for the recap ben. let it be learned that tapings suck, no matter what they are.

NEW VIDEO OF ME AT WILLIAMS STREET

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Athens Interview!

go check it out....

http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/101807/marquee_20071018008.shtml

An interview

it was featured on Comedy Centrals Blog:

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2007/09/interview-its-n.html

show tonightah!

the final freeload

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it will happen and i will be prepared.

Hey evr body, marc stevens did a video for me...its pretty rad....

JONAH DAY? YEAH, A JONAH DAY

JONAH HILL is a comedic actor working a lot nowadays. We joke around that we're eachothers nemesis. I went to check what other actors we can conspire agaisnt, this is what i found....

"To the Internet Movie Database!" i said to my dog, and off we were!
the IMDB gave me some little nuggets. There are a few movies with my name in the title. And not just the obvious "veggie tales of christianity movie"...but others from a long time ago.

heres a list:
1. "Jonah" a short movie actually made the year I was born.

2.Jonas qui aura 25 ans en l'an 2000 (1976)
aka "Jonah Who Will Be 25 in the Year 2000"

3. 80 Steps to Jonah (1969)

4. And Your Name Is Jonah (1979) (TV)

5. Edgar's Jonah Day (1920) <------------huh?

6. Jonah Jones (1924)

7. His Jonah Day (1920) <-----------whaaa?

8. Gussle Rivals Jonah (1915)

9. Fatty's Jonah Day (1914)<--------harngh?

10. Jones' Jonah Day (1913)<---------Narnia?

11. A Shanghaied Jonah (1917)

So, four movies with a title that mentions how theres such a thing called a "jonah day". A Jonah Day? what the fuck? what can it mean.
So...I take time out of my busy internet schedule of googling "Jonah Ray", to google "Jonah Day".......

and heres some excerpts:
"Whenever I have a bad day, like today I refer to it as a "Jonah Day""

fucking what? a bad day?.....heres another.....

"I've had a Jonah month. Four weeks ago I got a virus, and my jerk sisters wouldn't be quiet enough for me to get the rest I desperatley needed to get better, so my body went into a relapse of my CFS."

what the shit? My name is synonamous with having a bad time.

"Yesterday was a Jonah day for me, or Jonah afternoon at least. I turned up at the dentist convinced my appointment was for 4.30 when it was actually for 4.15 and my dentist had gone home."

So now, Having a "Jonah Day" is when you do a bunch of stupid shit.

" Big hugs to all who've had Jonah days."

So yeah, I guess big hugs to all of you that have had Jonah days. But remember for you its just a day, but for me? well, my life is supposedly akin to having a shitty time where yer a fucking retard.

bye.

also, in the end, i realized that there are over a hundred people with the name jonah on IMDB. I am unoriginal

STILL BORN....TO BE WILD

Hey evr bahday, Im going on tour this october....heres a poster for some of the dates....

jonah ray.'s Calendar ( View All )
Sep 29 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ Skidmore college @ saratoga springs, NY
Sep 30 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ Pianos @ Lower East Side, NY
Oct 2 2007 7:00P
performing comedy with Man Man @ Webster Hall, NYU
Oct 3 2007 8:00P
Still Born in the USA @ DC9 @ Washington DC
Oct 9 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ Khyber Bar @ Philidelphia, PA
Oct 10 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @Local 506 @ Chapel Hill, NC
Oct 11 2007 8:00P
Still Born in the usa @ Lehigh University @ Lancaster, PA
Oct 17 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ Bottletree Cafe @ Birmingham, Alabamer
Oct 18 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ The Earl
Oct 19 2007 8:00P
STILL BORN in the USA @ Little Kings @ Athens, Georgia

Freeloaders guide to travel!!!!

check it out, the newest episode is up!

its back and its gonna be great
comedy is on saturday and sunday nights at Taix on sunset

I turned twenty five

and heres what we did....drank and ate fish tacos.

look at this fancy thang!

Superdeluxe updated itself, not only can i see how many people watch the videos...but we can also do this!

its a series player.

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

these show nothing of the NEW indiana jones but it still makes me look so fucking excited!

FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING!

INDY ARRIVES!!

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